I have always felt it important to put my time to good use. Despite subscribing to this noble aim, I spend much of my spare time writing unfunny comedy, like all disillusioned over-educated middle class loafers who have never had a proper job (I direct you here to the Monty Python team, who incidentally went on to do quite well. Apart from Eric Idle...). Here are links to some of the crap I have produced over the years. If for some reason you enjoy what you read here, or at least pretend you do in an ironic, postmodern way while secretly mocking me behind my weeping, sub-Lee & Herring face, then why not try following the links to the Cool and Ironic Postmodern Bible, or the lamentable Y-Files, both crap projects in which I have been a contributor. Enjoy my feeble writings, for they are my children.