This website is woefully ignorant, lamentably unfunny, and tragically pretentious. Leave this site now and go find some porn, for God's sake.
Seriously though, this is one of those crappy internet sites written by, and for the sole enjoyment of, a delusional young white male who should really get out more. If this sounds like your cup of tea, then proceed with my blessing. But if you have any any wit at all, I advise you to leave before you find the Monty Python links. I really do. (There aren't any, mind).
Ah, I see you have decided to continue down the page. I'd like to thank you for making this comittment. I feel that our relationship has reached a new level.
I value the advice of intelligent web connosieurs when it comes to website design. But since none will ever visit this site, I'll have to rely on your moronic feedback. E-mail me with your uninformed opinions about the content, layout, and magickness of this site. They will be mildly appreciated.
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